Author Tanner Knifes III

Tanner Knifes III’s Frightmares Volume I: The Frank Knives Stories: Special Edition

$9.99

In a realm where unspeakable horrors and speakable terrors meet, lies a pinewood coffin. Inside that coffin is a book called Tanner Knifes III’s Frightmares Volume I: The Frank Knives Stories and engraved upon that tome are thick scratches made by a hunting knife with the words Special Edition carved into it. Four short stories expertly extracted from Tanner’s brain by a mad doctor from hell and thrown down on pages much like the guts of a dead thing.

Step into the mind of police detective Frank Knives III and solve the crime of the missing arms in Tanner’s debut terrifying short story THE EVER CHANGING CREATURE OF DOOM. Then Frank dreams of death in his 1994 short story Revenge of the Dream Creeper, also written by Tanner Knifes III. After that it’s time for an alien conspiracy in Tanner’s 1996 short story epic The Extraterrestrial Serial Killers From Outer Space Who Kill People. Last, Tanner adds a fresh addition to the Frank Knives series with Revenge of the Demonic Reviewer From Hell, that’s only available in this special edition. This story shows why some book reviewers might not be human. 

Please, enjoy your stay inside Tanner’s brain, and try to survive.

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Tanner Knifes III’s Frightmares Volume II: The First of the Tim Blade Scaries: Special Edition (Working Title)

$200/8oz

In the decaying belly of an old Victorian castle lies a cellar, bolted shut and locked with chains. Inside that cellar is a book so scary, so amazingly terrifying that if it was read by a normal human, they would die of fright. That book is Tanner Knifes III’s Frightmares Volume II: The First of the Tim Blade Scaries: Special Edition (working Title). A short story collection like no other. Three short stories that have been carefully exhumed from the living corpse of Tanner Knifes III by a surgeon so mad that he’s a patient at his own mental asylum. Frightmares isn’t just a book series, it’s a lifestyle and personal portal to hell.

Walk into the life of Tim Blade, a world famous horror author as he gets a new typewriter that might be more evil than it originally seems in The Typewriter. Then, a few months later, Tim goes to a family Thanksgiving dinner that just might kill him in Tanner’s frightening Thanksgiving horror story called Turkey Man. Finally, in The Scary Man, Tim finds out why poetry is truly the most evil satanic and horrible writing medium out there. And it’s not just because poetry is girly. Each short story in this special edition has an extra chapter that wasn’t in the original. Are you brave enough to read these intelligent and spooky stories? You better be.

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