Author Tanner Knifes III

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    Tanner Knifes III’s Frightmares Volume I: The Frank Knives Stories

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    In a realm where unspeakable horrors and speakable terrors meet, lies a pinewood coffin. Inside that coffin is a book called Tanner Knifes III’s Frightmares Volume I: The Frank Knives Stories and engraved upon that tome are thick scratches made by a hunting knife with the words Special Edition carved into it. Four short stories expertly extracted from Tanner’s brain by a mad doctor from hell and thrown down on pages much like the guts of a dead thing.

    Step into the mind of police detective Frank Knives III and solve the crime of the missing arms in Tanner’s debut terrifying short story THE EVER CHANGING CREATURE OF DOOM. Then Frank dreams of death in his 1994 short story Revenge of the Dream Creeper, also written by Tanner Knifes III. After that it’s time for an alien conspiracy in Tanner’s 1996 short story epic The Extraterrestrial Serial Killers From Outer Space Who Kill People. Last, Tanner adds a fresh addition to the Frank Knives series with Revenge of the Demonic Reviewer From Hell, that’s only available in this special edition. This story shows why some book reviewers might not be human. 

    Please, enjoy your stay inside Tanner’s brain, and try to survive.

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    Tanner Knifes III’s Frightmares Volume II: The Monster Mash Collection

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    In the decaying belly of an old Victorian castle lies a cellar, bolted shut and locked with chains. Inside that cellar is a book so scary, so amazingly terrifying that if it was read by a normal human, they would die of fright. That book is Tanner Knifes III’s Frightmares Volume II: The Monster Mash. A short story collection like no other. Four short stories that have been carefully exhumed from the living corpse of Tanner Knifes III by a surgeon so mad he only works at his own mental asylum. 

    Step into the mind of a female in Tanner’s 1994 terrifying short story The Flower Deathbed. Hide under the bed in the scary 1994 short story The Cabin at the Campsite also written by Tanner Knifes III. Then it’s time for Tanner’s 1994 short story The Mad Experiments of Dr. Hell, in which Tanner shows you why you shouldn’t call a doctor. And lastly, Tanner welcomes you to the year of 1995 with the classic Knifes story called Demon Gnomes From the Cemetery, where somethings are better left in a graveyard.

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    The Woke Mind Virus

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    In the sewers of a place called California lies a safe, encased in concrete and bolted shut with chains. Inside that safe is a book so horrifying, so incredibly terrifying that if a human would read it, they would check themselves into a hospital to make sure they’re healthy. That book is The Woke Mind Virus. A modern horror novella written by the lord of horror himself, Tanner Knifes III.


    After Swanky’s girlfriend dumps him, he goes on a vacation with his friends to forget about the pain. It seems like a good idea at first, until they go fishing and catch something other than a fish on top of also catching a fish. What seemed like a fun bro-cation quickly turns into a nightmare as Swanky and his friends to try their best to not get infected by The Woke Mind Virus.

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