Mind Brain Breaking News
This is what some people call a blog but I call a thought snatcher. It contains all the news about my life and the troubles and tribulations of being the worlds best selling most terrifying author in the world. I’m so good I needed to say world twice (three times if you include this part).
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Buy My Book
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Something New Is Crawling Back Out of Its Grave
Hello reader, I hope you are well. I am posting this work of prose to tell you of an upcoming important event happening soon. It…
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Hello World!
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